Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants nobodys gon’ tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man Oh Oh
Yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great' (Hear me out: this is great) yeah~
I might mess around, get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait Oh Oh
Yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't going anywhere
No no no no no no no no no-oh
I'll just strut in my birthday suite
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah-eah
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all