What a boring Chinese new year (Wah piang!)
So many questions auntie uncle (Wah lao!)
Traffic jam everywhere, people all stuck in toilet
Damn tired to queue, I think they need some pampers
I wish you double happy come to your door (雙喜臨門)
Good thing in double, double double pair pair (好事成雙 雙雙對對)
Talent look double have, name and money double get (才貌雙全 名利雙收)
Double dragons go to the sea, double heng double huat lah! (雙龍出海 雙興雙發)
Work hard play hard Yumseng everynight
Brothers sisters Kisiao everytime yo!
Pig year Rat year just hold the beer
The newborn cow never scared of tiger! (初生之犢不畏虎)