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本帖最後由 霄笑 於 2012-12-1 09:12 編輯
人之初 :At the beginning of life.(生命的起初)
性本善 :Sex is good.(性是美好的)
性相近 :Basically, all the sex are the same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
習相遠 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(若你不隨時勤煉精進)
性乃遷 :Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)
教之道 :The way of learning it.(學習性的指道原則)
貴以專 :It is very important to make love with only one person.(最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只
能對一個人)
昔孟母 :Once the great mother of Master Meng.(偉大的孟母曾經)
擇鄰處 :chose their neighborhood to avoid bad sex influence.(為孩子選擇最佳的環境以避免
壞的性示範影響孟子)
子不學 :If you don't study hard.(你若不用力學.)
斷機杼 :Your Dick will become useless.(你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
竇燕山 :Do, the Famous.(竇姓名人)
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常好的藥方)
教五子 :All his five sons took it.(調教出五個男孩全靠這一帖)
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-know.(而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名,下港有出名)
養不教 :If children don't know how to do it.(小孩若不知道如何做好性.)
父之過 :It is all father's fault.(這所有罪過都是父親造成的)
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it.(小孩做這檔事有問題.)
師之惰:their teacher is also blamed for his laziness. (是做老師的偷懶)
子不學 :You may refuse to study this.(你或許會抗拒學習.)
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的錯誤)
幼不學 :If you don't learn it since childhood.(如果不從小學習.)
老何為 :you will lose your ability when age.(若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick.(若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.(它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
人不學 :If you don't learn sex.(如果你沒有學習性行為)
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
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