The Office Version - Telephone

沒禮貌

Hello hello girlfriend, no no I can't do a thing Cuz I am stuck up in this f***ing office building Wha-Wha-Wha-What did you say? What guy you gonna bring? Oh sh*t, I gotta go right now My boss is coming My boss is coming My boss is coming Sorry gotta go, My f***ing boss is coming Just a week vacation and I know where I would be Party in New Delhi With our outsourced I.T. When I drink my second coffee, Get my energy It will go right through me Now I'm kinda gassy. CHORUS Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna work any more Passive aggressive micro managing manwhore Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna troubleshoot for The customers who bought online from our web store. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh... Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh... I'm busy! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh... Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh... Can call all you want, but I'll put you on hold and you're not gonna reach my telephone! Out on break, With some birthday cake, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! x2 All my boss' post-it notes won't make me type no faster check my email faster scan these files no faster I should of worked from home in bed Cause Michael Scott's my master Harrassin like a bastard F*ck it - I'm gettin plastered Not that I don't like my job, Just rather party. And I am sick and tired of all this team building Sometimes I feel like I'm workin at Dunder Mifflin, Today I'm not doin no work 'Cause I'll be dancin'. 'Cause I'll be dancin'. and this ain't Scranton. Today I'm not doin' no work 'Cause I'll be dancin. CHORUS