when life is a lemon ? 各位如何抒發 ?

watstery

這陣子在 "愛情區" 晃啊晃總是見到:

有人情竇初開卻不之所措
有人苦現於三角關係無法自拔
有人在姐弟戀、師生戀、不倫戀、公司戀...徘迴游走
有人深陷愛情迷惑中
有人汲汲營營佈設追求攻略
有人在感情路上迷惘、迷失、失意 ...

不管是暗戀、苦戀、失戀...、還是自戀?
當心中有任何鬱悶、苦水、牢騷，眾水水或大大都如何宣洩呢?
而聽歌是我最好的療效，心情好、或不好，隨心境聽著自己喜歡，一起大聲吶喊，心情也舒暢不少
自己最近也發生不少事...
有首經典老歌正好可以讓我徹底釋放
也把歌詞中文一併附上供分享

ps: 版大，不確定這該放這"愛情區"還是"樂壇討論"，若不恰當，再有勞移動了，謝謝。

Meal Loaf Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back





I want my money back! I want my money back!     我要求退費， 我要退錢

It's all or nothing, and nothing's all I ever get     不是全部就是一無所有，而我就是那一無所有的
Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out     要不就是沒兩三下就沒檔頭了

It's always something, there's always something going wrong     就是有鬼，所以諸事不順
That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about     就是是樣，絕無例外

It's a never ending attack, everything's a lie and that's a fact     霉運一直來，生活一切都是謊言，這就是事實
Life is a lemon and I want my money back    這人生爛透了，(不玩了) 我要退費

And all the morons and all the stooges with their coins     全都是那些蠢蛋跟虛偽小人在操弄金權
They're the ones who make the rules,     也是這些人在玩弄遊戲規則
It's not a game, it's just a rout     這不是啥比賽，純都是些烏合之眾罷了

There's desperation, there's desperation in the air     是絕望，空氣中到處瀰漫著絕望
It leaves a stain on all your clothes     就像衣服上的斑漬
And no detergent gets it out     怎麼洗都洗不掉

And we're always slipping thru the cracks     但人們很快就被世俗淹沒
Then the movie's over, fade to black     就像電影散場落幕後一 片漆黑一樣自然
Life is a lemon and I want my money back     這人生爛透了，(不玩了) 我要退費
I want my money back, life is a lemony     我要求退費，這人生爛透了

What about love?     愛情怎麼了?
It's defective - it's always breaking in half     有缺陷了，總是破成兩半
What about sex?     那兩性呢?
It's defective - it's never built to really last     不完美了，關係已不永恆
What about your family?     那家庭呢?
It's defective - all the batteries are shot     殘缺不全了，家人關係緊張
What about your friends?     那朋友呢?
They're defective - all the parts are out of stock     今非昔比，互信全無
What about hope?     那希望呢?
It's defective - it's corroded and decayed     也已幻滅，因全都腐朽光了
What about faith?     那信念呢?
It's defective - it's tattered and it's frayed     也沒了，因早已破碎
What about your Gods?     造物主呢?
They're defective - They forgot the warranty      也不行了，品質保證早已無效
What about your town?     都市發展呢?
It's defective - it's a dead end street to me     別提了，都是死胡同
What about your school?     學校教育呢?
It's defective - it's a pack of useless lies     沒用了，全教些沒用的謊話
What about your work?     工作呢?
It's defective - it's a crock and then you die     算了吧，就是混吃等死
What about your childhood?     兒時歡樂呢?
It's defective - it's dead and buried in the past     沒有了，都煙消雲散過去式了
What about your future?     那未來呢?
It's defective - and you can shove it up your ass!     醒醒吧，別再做白日夢了     

I want my money back - life is a lemon, life is a lemon     我要退費，這人生爛透了，真爛透了
I want my money back - life is a lemon     我要退費，這人生爛透了

It's all or nothing, and nothing's all I ever get     不是全部就是一無所有，而我就是那一無所有的
Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out     要不就是沒兩三下就沒檔頭了

It's a never ending attack, everything's a lie and that's a fact     霉運一直來，生活一切都是謊言，這就是事實
Life is a lemon and I want my money back    這人生爛透了，(不玩了) 我要求退費

And we're always slipping thru the cracks     但人們很快就被世俗淹沒
Then the movie's over, fade to black     就像電影散場落幕後一 片漆黑一樣自然
Life is a lemon and I want my money back     這人生爛透了，(不玩了) 我要求退費
I want my money back     我要求退費
Back, back, back, back!     退費，退費，退費，退費



後記:
歌曲中的對答部分，那 it's defective 真的事說到＂心坎裡＂，痛快，世事難料
就跟著一起嘶喊 Life is a lemon and I want my money back 吧
最後送給愛情路上失意男女：When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

人妻幽美

要放在哪一區都可以吧
都是抒發自己的情感
其實看了那些大大小小的問題後
突然覺得現在的自己挺幸福的

yanmeimei

很多時候是貨物出門概不退貨...

Just let you know that we are always there whenever you need it.
加油!

oqq123

或許感情就是這樣令人又喜又被吧！！真的很想但有有所顧忌！

watstery

感謝米魯版主與所有回文大大或水水的支持
when life is a lemon
有人狂吃、狂飲、狂哭、狂叫、狂買、狂性、狂抽...
也有人相反選擇"靜靜"的方式...
有少數人最笨的選擇結束生命 (一死了之看似輕鬆，但沒明天就永遠沒機會了)
各種"激情"過後... tomorrow is another day, and there's always hope someday somewhere
有一口氣在，就有機會，這就是 beauty of life
苦難、折磨? 這就是 meaning of life
remember: rainbow always comes after the storm

情緒平淡後，最後用一首歌 "To All the Girls I've Loved Before" 送給"那些人"