三字經的英文翻譯

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人之初 ：At the beginning of life.(生命的起初)

性本善 ：Sex is good.(性是美好的)

性相近 ：Basically, all the sex are the same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)

習相遠 ：But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)

苟不教 ：If you do not practice all the time.(若你不隨時勤煉精進)

性乃遷 ：Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)

教之道 ：The way of learning it.(學習性的指道原則)

貴以專 ：It is very important to make love with only one person.(最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只
　　　　　能對一個人)

昔孟母 ：Once the great mother of Master Meng.(偉大的孟母曾經)

擇鄰處 ：chose their neighborhood to avoid bad sex influence.(為孩子選擇最佳的環境以避免
　　　　　壞的性示範影響孟子)

子不學 ：If you don't study hard.(你若不用力學.)

斷機杼 ：Your Dick will become useless.(你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)

竇燕山 ：Do, the Famous.(竇姓名人)

有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常好的藥方)

教五子 ：All his five sons took it.(調教出五個男孩全靠這一帖)

名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-know.(而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名,下港有出名)

養不教 ：If children don't know how to do it.(小孩若不知道如何做好性.)

父之過 ：It is all father's fault.(這所有罪過都是父親造成的)

教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it.(小孩做這檔事有問題.)

師之惰：their teacher is also blamed for his laziness. (是做老師的偷懶)

子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.(你或許會抗拒學習.)

非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的錯誤)

幼不學 ：If you don't learn it since childhood.(如果不從小學習.)

老何為 ：you will lose your ability when age.(若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)

玉不琢 ：If you don't exercise your dick.(若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)

不成器 ：It won't become hard and strong.(它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)

人不學 ：If you don't learn sex.(如果你沒有學習性行為)

不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)

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草薰風 發表於 2012-11-30 13:59  
噗.....社長乎哩做啦

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