還記得剛開始 上台時 像個呆子 呵
用著方程式 算著拍子sounding like a nerd
各種搶拍和 忘詞 和放不開的靦腆
他們看我憨呆的樣子 對我指指點點說
Look at this guy 這麼的宅 還想站上舞台 這麼可愛 呵呵呵x∞
Why don't you give me the mic
Bitch you're killing the vibe
乖乖牌還玩什麼饒舌 快快回家彈你的陶喆
管你 來自什麼嘻研社 又不是杜振熙來自顏社
一早起來 就卯起來 我跳起來 我超期待
新考驗拿份考題來 不小心我又考100
我鑽研我的專業能力維持我的專頁人氣
管理粉絲專頁回覆每個粉絲給的關切
回覆每個專題生提出的每個專題問題
回顧我的專輯整體度有沒有貫徹徹底
回到我的秘密基地繼續努力鑽研動筆
Just so I can be the truly one and only WHAT?!
When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four?
You'll be older too
And if you say the word
I could stay with you
I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride
Doing the garden, digging the weeds
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four?
Every summer we can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight
If it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck & Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four?
Ho!